Mayor Tebow Cat-Napped

Citizens are astounded and terrified when one Monday morning a national message went out form kidnappers about the cat-napping of Mayor Tebow. Since the last time this happened was nearly 300 years ago, no on knows what to do. Ever since the Snake Eyes Gang has been put behind bars, crime in Anitopia has been at an all time low. Police, ABI, and Military Secret Service have all been dispatched to look for and return Mayor Tebow safe and sound.