Monday, January 29, 2018

Mayor Tebow Cat-Napped

Citizens are astounded and terrified when one Monday morning a national message went out form kidnappers about the cat-napping of Mayor Tebow. Since the last time this happened was nearly 300 years ago, no on knows what to do. Ever since the Snake Eyes Gang has been put behind bars, crime in Anitopia has been at an all time low. Police, ABI, and Military Secret Service have all been dispatched to look for and return Mayor Tebow safe and sound.

Monday, October 30, 2017

Kitten Lost on Field Trip, Parents Terrified

On October 29, 2017, a small kitten was lost while on a field trip to the Detective Museum of Mysteries, and no one has seen her since. "I feel so bad about loosing her, and really wish it hadn't happened" said the teacher, who asked for anonymity. Authorities are still searching for the kitten, and the museum has been temporarily closed for the search. So far, the kitten has not been located. The parents are offering a reward of $10,000 for information leading to the location of the kitten, if they aren't found by authorities first. Check back for an update soon.

UPDATE

The kitten has been found by Mary Van Wind, who will be receiving the money soon